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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:14:59 GMT

Finally! The HBP Trailer!

SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

http://perezhilton.com/tv/?videoid=b961f6fa66372

This looks like fun...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 23:59:38 GMT

So I was hoping around profiles today and found this lovely meme. I'm such a sucker for them. It sounds like it might be a can of worms, but why not?

Choose twelve characters from your fandoms, then answer the questions. Do not look at the questions beforehand.

1. John Bender (The Breakfast Club)
2. Allison Reynolds (The Breakfast Club)
3. Harry Potter (Duh)
4. Fred and George Weasley (they can be one entry)
5. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
6. Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood)
7. Gwen Cooper (Torchwood)
8. Ianto Jones (Torchwood)
9. Ten (Doctor Who)
10. Fitzwilliam Darcy (Pride and Prejudice)
11. Lestat de Lioncourt (Vampire Chronicles)
12. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)

1. Who would make a better college professor, 6 or 11 (Jack or Darcy)? What subjects would they teach ?
Wow. Well, 6 is easy - Jack would teach a hands on sex ed. Can I sign up for that, like yesterday? Darcy would probably teach Angst 101. Choosing which one would be the better professor kind of depends on what you want to take away from the class. ;-)

2. Do you think 4 is hot ? How hot ?
If you don't find the Weasley twins attractive on some level, I'm pretty sure you've had a labotomy. I happen to think that Fred is the hotter of the two, but only because he's slightly more vicious. I'd take either (but preferably both) to the sack.

3. 12 (Snape) sends 8 (Ianto) on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed ?
Wow... Snape sending Ianto to do his dirty work... this could get very interesting (i.e. sexy) very quickly. More importantly, why have I answered so smutty on these questions? I think if Snape sent Ianto to do something, it'd be very detention-esque. I can't imagine Snape as one to outsource.

4. What is or would be 9’s (Ten) favorite book ?
This one is difficult. I'd like to say something like Pride and Prejudice or Harry Potter 7. HP7 did make him cry, you know.

5. Would it make more sense for 2 (Allison) to swear fealty to 6 (Jack), or the other way around ?
Definitely Allison to Captain Jack. Who wouldn't swear fealty to Captain Jack?

6. For some reason, 5 (Draco) is looking for a roommate. Should s/he share a studio apartment with 9 or with 10 (Ten or Darcy)?
OMG - I think I may have to write a crossover oneshot now about Draco Malfoy putting an ad out for a flatmate and Ten answering!

7. 2, 7 and 12 (Allison, Gwen and Snape) have dinner together. Where do they go, and what do they discuss?
Allison and Gwen would pick a seaside fish and chip sort of place, and they would have fun shooting the shit. Allison would be trying to push Snape's buttons, but Gwen would see through both of their nonsense. Snape would be complaining about wasting time with both of them. He has much more important things to do. Like sulk.

8. 3 (Harry) challenges 10 (Darcy) to a duel. What happens?
Oh great, somehow the two most uninteresting people ended up in this questions. They talk it over like men, and go home without either of them breaking a sweat or getting hot and bothered. How boring.

9. If 1 (Bender) stole 8’s (Ianto) most precious possession, how would he get it back?
I can totally see the new and improved Season 2 Ianto holding Bender at gunpoint. I don't think Bender would stand a chance against Ianto if he pissed him off.

10. Suggest a title for a story in which 7 (Gwen) and 12 (Snape) both attain what they most desire.
Some sappy, Grease-esque love song comes to mind, both of them pining for the one person they can't have, but then resolving to remain kick ass anyway.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 (Weasley twins) and 1 (Bender) to work together?
A Pranksters Anonymous meeting.

12. If 7 (Gwen) visited you for the weekend, how would you get along?
I think we'd get along really well, actually. Except she has this extreme humanitarian streak. That would get under my skin a little bit.

13. If you could command 3 (Harry) to perform any one task or service for you, what would it be?
Sexual favors. Duh.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 11 (Lestat)?
No actually. I don't really write for him. =(

15. If 2 (Allison) had to choose sides between 4 (Weasley twins) and 5 (Draco), which would it be?
Definitely the Weasleys.

16. What might 10 (Darcy) shout while charging into battle?
Why are all the boring questions about Darcy?

17. If you chose a song to represent 8 (Ianto), which song would you choose ?
Something Angsty but sexy. With lots of piano.

18. 1 (Bender), 6 (Jack), and 12 (Snape) are having dim sum at a Chinese restaurant. There is only one scallion pancake left, and they all reach for it at the same time. Who gets to eat it?
Bender. He reaches for it and takes it. Snape glowers and make some snide remark, resulting in delightfully sexy banter with Jack. Then somehow the three of them end up in bed together.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for 2 (Allison) to use on 10 (Darcy)?
Neither of them seem to be the sort of lovers to use, or respond to, pick up lines. Their courtship would be full of important looks and romantic nuances.

20. What would 5 (Malfoy) most likely be arrested for ?
Crossdressing.

21. What is 6’s (Jack) secret ?
Guyliner.

22. If 11 (Lestat) and 9 (Ten) were racing to a destination, who would get there first?
The Tardis beats vampiric agility. Hands down.

23. Between 7 (Gwen) and 3 (Harry), who would most likely become your friend?
They both have qualities I adore, but I'd also want to smack them around. It's pretty even.

24. 1 (Bender) and 9 (Ten) reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 4’s (The Weasley) sinister secret organization. 11 (Lestat) volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that 11 is actually a spy for 4. Meanwhile, 4 has kidnapped 12 (Snape) in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5 (Malfoy), they seek out 3 (Harry), who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic ? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
I'm sorry, I'm still laughing at the idea of Bender and Ten working together to save the world from the Weasleys. I can't think.

25. If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 (Gwen) or 8 (Ianto)?
Hmmm... Ianto.

Taylor Hanson almost ran me off the road...

Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:15:54 GMT

Okay, not really ran me off the road... and he was in the passenger seat...

But yesterday, as my friend and I are cruising down a two lane street, this white BMW in front of us is saddled over the line, sticking it's driver side into our lane. We're playfully cussing them out (windows up of course) and they move back into their right hand lane. My friend speeds up to pass them (she's a fairly aggressive driver.)

I turn to give the stink eye to them, and who's sitting shotgun, messing with his iPod? Taylor Hanson.

WEIRD!

Holy. Crap.

Fri, 18 Jul 2008 22:58:11 GMT

Okay, so in the 37.5 weeks it had been since I've posted, I've

1. Been fired from my dream job for being 'too nice.'
2. Started a magazine, and published one issue of said magazine.
3. Moved halfway across the country.
4. Moved into a tiny apartment with 4 other half giants and 2 dogs.
5. Gotten two part time crap jobs, one of them waitressing.
6. Gained 10 lbs.
7. Joined a gym.
8. Lost 15 lbs.
9. Started 4 new novels; 2 Vampire, 1 Paranomal, 1 YA
10. Written absolutely NO fanfic.

And surprisingly, I feel calm - almost happy - for the first time in a long time.

Weird.

2nd Annual 21st Birthday

Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:12:57 GMT

I'm old. 22. Blah. No birthday will be exciting again until 26, I mean, my 6th Annual 21st Birthday, when it's my golden birthday. I'm spending the weekend at work, playing video games and eating McDonald's. Could be worse ;-) More importantly, I get to go to LA next weekend (if it's still there) and see my favorite band. Yay!

Dumbledore's a Homo!!!

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 04:37:00 GMT

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I'm sooo excited!!! Dumbledore is gay! Jo Rowling just said in an interview that Dumbledore was in love with Grindelwald. And he never married because he was in love with him. OMG OMG OMG! Can you imagine the plethora of awesometastic fics that are going to come out of this?

And the relation between him and McGonagall totally makes sense now. She's his hag!!!

Bua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

Crap!

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 23:13:31 GMT

I totally started a Doctor Who fanfic over the weekend. Crap.

I've got a bad feeling about this....

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:55:27 GMT

Yeah, so... instead of working on all of the original books I should be working on... I'm going to write fanfiction! Yay!!!

Not just two or three... fifty!!! With a prompt table!!! Yaaaay!!!!

001.	Blind.	002.	Need.	003.	Gold.	004.	Foreign.	005.	Refusal.
006.	Impromptu.	007.	Chains.	008.	Miracle.	009.	Justice.	010.	Soft.
011.	Water.	012.	Choices.	013.	Sliver.	014.	Enemies.	015.	Head.
016.	Farewells.	017.	Overturn.	018.	Horizon.	019.	Red.	020.	Snow.
021.	Children.	022.	Blur.	023.	Invisible.	024.	Missing.	025.	Flattery.
026.	Miscommunication.	027.	Wind.	028.	Irritation.	029.	Why?	030.	Protocol.
031.	His.	032.	Club.	033.	Breathing.	034.	Wings.	035.	Thief.
036.	Tense.	037.	Sunshine.	038.	Smoke.	039.	Passion.	040.	Dirty.
041.	Awake.	042.	Ghost.	043.	Rumor.	044.	Mirror.	045.	Eclipse.
046.	Impossible.	047.	Seek.	048.	Image.	049.	Welcome.	050.	Wisdom.

Practising Jumps...?

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:51:12 GMT

So, I came across these lovely little things called 'book meme's. It works like this... bold what you have read, italicise what you started but couldn't finish, and strike through what you didn't like/don't want to read. Add an asterisk to those you've read more than once. Underline those on your to-read list.

Anna Karenina
Crime and Punishment
Catch-22
One Hundred Years of Solitude
~~Wuthering Heights~~
The Silmarillion
Life of Pi : a novel
The Name of the Rose
Don Quixote
~~Moby Dick~~
Ulysses
Madame Bovary
The Odyssey
Pride and Prejudice*
Jane Eyre
~~A Tale of Two Cities~~
The Brothers Karamazov
War and Peace
Vanity Fair
The Time Traveler's Wife
The Iliad
Emma*
The Blind Assassin
The Kite Runner
Mrs. Dalloway
Great Expectations
American Gods
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Atlas Shrugged*
Reading Lolita in Tehran : a memoir in books
Memoirs of a Geisha
Middlesex
Quicksilver
Wicked : the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
The Canterbury Tales
The Historian : a novel
A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
Love in the Time of Cholera
Brave New World
The Fountainhead
Foucault's Pendulum
Middlemarch
Frankenstein
The Count of Monte Cristo
Dracula
A Clockwork Orange
Anansi Boys
The Once and Future King
~~The Grapes of Wrath~~
The Poisonwood Bible : a novel
1984
Angels & Demons
The Inferno
The Satanic Verses
Sense and Sensibility*
The Picture of Dorian Gray
Mansfield Park*
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
To the Lighthouse
Oliver Twist*
Gulliver's Travels
Les Misérables
The Corrections
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
Dune
The Prince
The Sound and the Fury
Angela's Ashes : a memoir
The God of Small Things
A People's History of the United States : 1492-present
Neverwhere
A Confederacy of Dunces
A Short History of Nearly Everything
Dubliners
The Unbearable Lightness of Being
Beloved
Slaughterhouse-five
The Scarlett Letter
Eats, Shoots & Leaves
The Mists of Avalon
Oryx and Crake : a novel
The Time Machine
Collapse : How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
Cloud Atlas
The Confusion
Lolita
Persuasion*
Northanger Abbey*
The Catcher in the Rye
On the Road
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
The Aenied
Watership Down
Gravity's Rainbow
The Hobbit
In Cold Blood : A True Account of a Multiple Murder and Its Consequences
White Teeth
Treasure Island
David Copperfield
The Three Musketeers
Bastard out of Carolina
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
The Great Gatsby
To Kill a Mockingbird*
His Dark Materials
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone*
Animal Farm
Lord of the Flies
Fight Club
Neuromancer
Cryptonomicon
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe*
Good Omens
Atonement
The Bell Jar*

Oh noes!

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 06:18:12 GMT

Okay... yeah... um... I will never be able to detach from my computer if I keep this up.

And by 'this' I mean sigining up for accounts like LJ, and jumping into prompts for HP fanfic, and the like. Oh well. I'm sealing my own fate. It's my own fault.

So here we go again. Another day. Another blog. Another venue for fanfic. Heh.